The Bar

Dad bought a bar similar to this one.  Ours was bright orange with wood veneer.  "Hidden" behind the bar (where no kid would dare explore) were some various liquors, shot glasses, poker chips and cards, a titty nut-shell game, and a stack of Playboys.  Also, and probably my favorite, was an ink pen that Dad picked up in Vegas.  It was one of those novelty pens featuring a beautiful woman.  When you held it at an angle, her clothes began to slowly strip from her body....  Anyway, probably a good thing he kept it all hidden behind the bar.  You wouldn't want a kid to find that stuff.  He might grow up to be a real goof ball.